Here is a commercial that features UFC fighter Anderson Silva and the martial arts master………Steven Seagal. I’ve never saw this one before. Steven Seagal always had his movies presented as “Steven Seagal is: insert movie title here”, like “Steven Seagal is: Marked for Death”, “Steven Seagal is: Hard to Kill”, and “Steven Seagal is: Out for Justice”.
And something tells me that in this match-up, against Silva, Steven Seagal would end up being bent backwards and have his head shoved right up his ass. This ad could be named, “Steven Seagal is: Looking at his Colon”.